i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
God, I missed his penis.
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