Are we in a gay sports bar?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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