While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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