His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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Have fun and good luck.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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