Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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