i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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