He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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