I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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