I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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