Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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