why didn't you poke me back
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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