i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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