doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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