i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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