ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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