return my video game
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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