Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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