You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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