and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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