We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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