is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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