They should really pass out barf bags in church
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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