My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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