I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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