butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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