i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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