I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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