My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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