My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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