I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I want to fling myself into the sun
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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