You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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