i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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