It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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