he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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