Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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