I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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