ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
she woke up with a sticky ear
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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