Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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