Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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