I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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