i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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