k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Randomize