thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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