You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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