we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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