I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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