And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Girls should come with a carfax report
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize