ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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