your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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