is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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